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Zombie Winehouse

by celebuzz on May. 12, 2008 11:26 AM / 2 Comments

See that distended belly of Amy's? First guess on the cause is that her liver's giving out, and the next is that somebody's been feasting on brains. The liver scenario seems much more likely, because the concept of her actually ingesting something seems pretty preposterous, no matter how Dawn of the Dead she's looking these days.

Oh yeah, and because of a pesky little thing called "medical science" or whatever.

The other possibility exists that the carefree British songstress is pregnant, and her belly's all swollen from all the prenatal vitamins and well-balanced meals she's been gorging herself on lately. Yeah, that's super likely.

Maybe secret auditions are being held for a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie? Score, then, 'cause Amy looks like she's got the role of Keith Richards' saucy, foulmouthed wench pretty much locked down.

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“I think I'm in love.”

“Despite her recent troubles, it’s good to see Amy Winehouse keeping in shape—that or she’s running from the voices in her head that keeps telling her to light small animals on fire.”

Celebslam

“Amy Winehouse hasn't had the easiest of times lately, so let's gloss over the fact that she's taking a break from recording looking disheveled.”

Splash News Online

“Junkies in the Mist”

Socialite Life

“Amy Winehouse is a free spirit.”

Pacific Coast News

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marc 1 yr 5 mos ago
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haha - - i think she is stretching.
this is not exactly a distended belly
Anonymous 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Carmen Miranda's zombie, maybe.