The Silver Linings Playbook star stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live, and after indulging in beer and tequila shots (courtesy of the show’s producer), opened up about her busty discovery.
“I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven,” she told host Jimmy Kimmel. “I was like standing there with these doctors and they’re like looking at my lungs and I just couldn’t—it felt like an elephant in the room—and I was like, ‘Are my breasts uneven?’ And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, ‘Well, I’m gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.'”
Lawrence — who is up for Best Actress at this year’s Oscars — added, “So he was like, ‘All right, our radiologist will get back to you about your lungs.’ And I was like, ‘And my breasts.'”
Although she brushed off any worries about her revelation, Lawrence hopes no one will ever see her ample assets in an X-ray anytime soon.
“I hope I’m never seen in that light,” she joked.
With her good humor in tow, Lawrence looks like she’s back in good health after dealing with the flu and walking pneumonia throughout much of the awards season — a plight that slightly ruined her chances in meeting Adele at the Golden Globes.
“Adele was in the next table over and I had such a high fever and I felt like I couldn’t move,” she said. “I saw Adele and there was nobody in the way and she was sitting in the table by herself […] and I just reached my arm out…”
Lawrence went onto to hilariously reenact her flubbed attempt at approaching the British songstress, adding, “I couldn’t say anything. Ugh!”
After coming victorious at the SAG Awards, Lawrence has one more award show in the horizon: the Academy Awards. Until then, here’s to a few more funny one-liners, Jennifer.
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