Breaking her silence for the first time on television since she was booked on disorderly conduct charges, Witherspoon told Good Morning America Thursday:
I [had] no idea what I was saying that night. I saw [the officer] arresting my husband [Jim Toth] and I literally panicked. I said all kinds of crazy things. I told him I was pregnant. I’m not pregnant! I said crazy things.
This was among the most notable quotes from this week, which also saw a major NBA player come out as gay and Cher rant about her (awesome-sounding) 86-year-old mom.
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