Hey Girl, Why Don’t You Check Out Today’s Caption Contest Winners?

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I mean, here’s the thing: this is a photo of Ryan Gosling. And he’s all, like, looking like Ryan Gosling, pointing at the camera — at you! — squinting into the sun and winking at your oh-so-attractive face. And it’s like, do any of these words matter? What could anyone say that would heighten this, our moment with Ryan? Is anyone still reading this? Would anyone even notice if I began typing nonsense in place of actual copy? Flubber basketball honeysuckle brandywine…

Then again, what’s a caption contest without captions? Words do matter. We all learned a valuable lesson today. About ourselves and about each other. As René DesKardashian once said: “A Ryan Gosling picture is worth a thousand captions.” Here are just a few of our favorites:

“Hey Girl, let me cut the grass for you. You’ve had a long day” – Jessica

“here ‘s looking at you kid” – Judith

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again…” – Lynsey

“How u doin” – Susan

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new #CaptionContest challenge.