Pippa Middleton And Boyfriend Nico Jackson Have Really Awesome Tans

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Last night, Pippa Middleton thought she’s sauce things up for the launch of Mayfair bag line Mr Fogg’s.

The world’s most famous bridesmaid decked herself out in a black Tabitha Webb dress (completely with a significant thigh slit), nude heels and color block clutch for a night out with her stockbroker boyfriend, Nico Jackson.  They joined Princess Eugenie and her boyfriend, Jack Brooksbank and James Middleton and his new ladylove, Donna Air at Bruton House for a few libations.

Middleton attended the society wedding of Verity Evetts and Christopher Buchanan on Saturday alongside James and her close friend, Tom Kingston.  Middleton, who opted not to pound Smirnoff Ice, wore a Tory Burch dress with a Whiteley hat, according to the Daily Mail.

What’s that?  You don’t understand my Smirnoff Ice reference?  That’s because it makes utterly no sense at all.  The bride and groom tipped back the stomach lining stripper as soon as they said “I Do,” an odd choice given the amount of blue blood running through their veins.

When in Rome (or Hampshire), I suppose.