Taylor Lautner, God Among Men, Points You in the Direction of Today’s Caption Contest Winners

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BREAKING NEWS! Parkour is still a thing??? And Taylor Lautner is parkour-ing??? “He’s filming a movie,” the person next to me just whispered.

“BE QUIET,” I  responded. I have a lot of friends here.

Mr. Lautner doing parkour, even if it is just for a movie, is pretty cool, but not as cool as today’s winning captions! Check ’em out right here, right now:

“hold on my sexiness is over whelming me! I need to caught my breath.” – Sarah

“Just one second, while I let one rip!!!” – Mai-ra

“I’m not coming down until you say I’m sexier than pattinson” – Brittany

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.