Miley Cyrus Kissed a Doll, Liked It, So Let Us Celebrate With a Caption Contest

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Man. The “We Can’t Stop” video. Man, oh man.

On the one hand, it accomplished what it set out to accomplish, and this is evidenced by the fact that I’m still talking about it days later. And I get that Miley Cyrus wants to grow up — and she should be allowed to! — and break away from her Disney image, but man. I don’t know. It just seems like she’s trying a little too hard. Maybe. Or maybe just the right amount. Who am I to say? I’ve never had a music video. I shall not judge.

LIES! I judge all things, all the time! Like today’s winning captions, for instance. I judge them… to be AWESOME!

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug” – Tyler

“I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It”. . .” – Carla

“Screw Ken! Kiss me Barbie!!!! Lol” – Daniela

“”♪ It’s my mouth ♪ ♫ I can kiss who I want to…♪” – Graciela

“♪ ♫ So lonely, so lonely ♪ ♫” – Lea

“Practice makes perfect!!!” – Andria

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.