Internet Responds Poorly To the News of Zayn Malik’s Engagement

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Wednesday in the United Kingdom, a 20-year-old boy announced he was engaged by calling it “cool.” But this was not just anyone, this was Zayn Malik, the scruffy-faced, ink-skinned member of twink sensation One Direction. The internet did not react well to this news.

There were tears…

…And threats.

Some responded like proud parents.

But some couldn’t even go about their daily life.

Of course, there were conspiracies as well.

Hey, we’re all hurting.