Drake Goes ‘Miami Vice’ in His New Music Video

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To start, Drake knows exactly as much about shooting guns as I do, which is very little. But, okay, sure Drake, whatever you say.

The video for “Hold On (We’re Going Home)” is not at all what you’d expect. It starts with former child star Aubrey Graham sitting at a table with his friends. You see, he is the first Jewish Canadian to run a drug cartel. Can you hear the glass chuppah shattering?

Drake and his friends then stage a violent rescue mission to save Drake’s girlfriend. Spoiler alert: there’s a happy ending. Honestly, though, this is better than half the romantic comedies released in theaters in the past five years.

Lyrics for the track are now on Directlyrics.