Why Rihanna Is Slowly Turning Into a Normal Person

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Say it ain’t so!

Despite having all-access to free-flowing champagne and weed for days, everyone’s favorite wild child, Rihanna, says she’s “bored” of partying.

Speaking with Alan Carr on his 100th edition of Chatty Man, the “Stay” songstress admits that she’s become quite the Liz Lemon as of late, dreading the notion of slipping on designer heels for a night out on the town.

“I hate partying. I don’t know if it’s my heels – I don’t like standing up in my heels for hours. I don’t know if it’s that, but I’ve been so bored of it,” she says in an excerpt provided by Huffington Post U.K. “I don’t know if it’s because it’s the same music every night – maybe we need some more DJs.”

“I am such a bootleg rock star, I do nothing, literally. I’m embarrassed to say that actually. That’s so disgusting. That’s f***ing pathetic,” she continues. “I tell you, I’m a bit of a square recently. Don’t feel bad for me, I’m good.”

Hmm, is BadGalRiRi finally ditching her wild ways for a plebeian life of Snuggies and takeout dinners on the couch? Not quite, she says.

“I love what I do and I’ve got a lot to celebrate,” she adds. “So you’ll catch me celebrating every once in awhile, because I work hard.”

Yeah, don’t expect her to be working on that night cheese just yet.