Proving that bigger isn’t always better, Lady Gaga‘s massive tissue paper of a dress failed to do its job Friday when she stepped out of her hotel in Berlin, causing the Mother Monster to flash the crowd a whole lot of boob action. According to eyewitnesses, Gaga then raised her hands above her to
greet the new day salute a statue, once again showing off major boobage.
Though normally many would be appalled by this blatant display of nipple, what’s probably more disconcerting is that Gaga did all of this while in bare feet like Britney Spears at a gas station bathroom.
Ew. Like, get a sense of decency, Gaga. Gross.