Paris, the 32-year old socialite worth a reported $100 million, famously stormed out of a Good Morning America interview in 2011 when asked if her “moment had passed.
Listen, I am sure it must be frustrating to be one of the pioneers in the famous-for-being-famous game, only to see yourself left in the dust by your “sidekicks,” Kim Kardashian and Nicole Richie. Still, we can’t help but think this literally transparent plea for attention doesn’t do more harm than good.
Speaking of Richie, the fashion designer and mom-of-two recently opened up to Marie Claire about her friendship with Paris, her former The Simple Life co-star. “Paris has been part of my life since I was 2 years old. There’s a strong friendship between our families and we’ll always know each other.” Richie confided, but “Motherhood makes you way more conscious of how you distribute your spare time. Kids are so precious that your priorities change completely.”
Paris: get fake engaged and fake married and have a real baby. Then write a book about your “new life.” BOOM. You’re welcome. Oh, and put some underwear on.
For more photos of Paris showing a lot of skin, launch the gallery above.