Here’s What You Missed at the 2014 Grammy Awards

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The 3.5-hour opus that is this year’s Grammy Awards has come and gone. But in case you missed it and spent that time to do something more productive, Celebuzz has got the all the highlights that’ll help you break that awkward water cooler silence come Monday morning.

This is what you missed at the 2014 Grammys:

The Complete Red Carpet Arrivals Check out who we spotted on the Grammys 2014 carpet.

Beyonce and Jay-Z Kick Off the GrammysYAAASS. The rumors proved to be true as Beyonce — oh, and I guess her husband, Jay-Z — opened 2014 Grammys with “Drunk in Love.” They came, they said “serfbort,” they conquered.

Katy Perry Does Some Pole-Dancing If there ever was an award for Best Pole-Dancing During a Grammys Performance, one could say Perry would be a “Dark Horse” in that category. (Yes, I give you permission to use that awful joke on your boss at the water cooler.)

Taylor Swift Gets Super Emotional Hey, when you’re singing a song about breaking it off with Jake Gyllenhaal, it’s understandable that angry thrashing will ensue.

People Are Really Pissed at Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Seattle duo Macklemore and Ryan Lewis took home Best Rap Album, angering many Kendrick Lamar and Drake fans around the world.

Jay-Z Compares His Grammy Award to a “Golden Sippy Cup” for Blue Ivy When you’re Jay-Z, you can use your acceptance speech as one of the cutest shout-outs of all-time and your actual Grammy award as a sippy cup for your daughter.

Kendrick Lamar Slays With Imagine Dragons The rapper manages to make the 3.5-hour award show bearable — and give the censors their wages’ worth in five bars — in this show-sopping collaboration. Seriously, you’ll want to watch this.

Lorde Wins Big… Oh, And a Whole Bunch of Other People Too We’ve got the complete list of Grammy winners — and yes, 17-year-old Lorde is one of them. How do you feel about your life now?

The Best Dressed Grammys 2014 Stars… Who wowed on the red carpet? We’ve got the answers.

…And the Worst Dressed Stars Who flopped hard on the red carpet? We’ve got the answers too.