No More ‘Backdoor’! Farrah Abraham Vows to Become a Virgin… or a Nun

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Sorry, guys. Farrah Abraham has given up on the back door… and the front door, for that matter.

The Teen Momwho took it all off for $10,000 is tired of feeling used by the porn industry who graciously let her extend her 15 minutes with the cinematic masterpiece Farrah 2: Backdoor and More.

In fact, she’s so disenchanted with movie-making love-making that not only ruined her life, but her sex life as well.

So she’s taking a vow of celibacy.

Cue applause.

“People use sex for power and manipulation when sex is supposed to be enjoyable and great,” she told Life & Style. “I don’t feel that, I want to be a virgin forever — or a nun.

“I don’t feel like sex is what it used to be.”

To be fair, after fantasy fetish swings and limo romps, it’s really all downhill from there for the 21-year-old.

Now, cue laughter.

So we’re supposed to believe after her pregnancy publicity stunt, faux boyfriend, million-dollar move-ins, and supposed six-figure deals she’s closing up shop for good?

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