What We Assume Miley Listens to While She Gets Turnt Up

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Let me begin this post by first admitting: Yes. I am a Miley Cyrus fan. And no. I actually can’t help it… I’ve tried. (Insert anti-Miley, she’s-the-worst-person-in-the-world-rant here).

Alright, now that you’ve overcome the fact that I’m (sadly) into what you probably assume is America’s worst nightmare (other than Justin Bieber, who is technically Canada’s worst nightmare) let me continue…

I’ll be attending her Los Angeles concert of her Bangerz Tour on Saturday, and as I was sitting at my desk today, day dreaming about my weekend plans, I couldn’t help but turn on some jams to boost the excitement.  And this got me thinking… What does Miley listen to when she’s getting ‘turnt’ up?

Thus, my imagination ran wild… And this is what I envisioned:

(WARNING: This playlist contains curse words, violence and sexual innuendos that may cause people to get up and start twerking. Do not play out loud in an area where people may take offense).