‘2 Broke Girls’ Audience Member Slams Lindsay Lohan’s Acting Skills

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As Lindsay Lohan mounts her comeback, there is the OWN “docu-series.” There is the Tonight Show appearance and the rumored Mean Girls reunion which she casually mentioned. It’s all a carefully crafted strategy, ending with an actual acting role, in this case a guest spot on 2 Broke Girls. However, that final step is apparently not going very well.

In a scathing blog post, one of the attendees of Lohan’s episode’s live taping details the on-set drama which mostly involves Lohan not being able to say her lines. You can read the incredibly mean post for yourself here, but it’s poorly written, inexplicably long and contains strange tangents about candy and a run-in with Miss California, so for your benefit, I’ve summed it all up. In essence, Lindsay Lohan had trouble remembering her lines.

Lindsay had a lot of trouble stringing together the various permutations required and after thirty minutes the lines were reduced and reduced until all was left was basically the black and white line and do it yourself. There was no point in trying to get it all right because it was not going to happen.

In the episode, Lohan plays a bride-to-be who hires the show’s lead characters Max and Caroline (Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs) to bake her cake.

But, according to this one audience member, even the line-cutting was for naught, as we won’t be able to understand the lines that Lohan did say:

Lips so plumped out she couldn’t really get them open because of her botox which also caused her to have trouble pronouncing certain words. Of course she won’t be able to pronounce anything if she keeps smoking because her voice is rapidly disappearing into some type of screaming smoking raspy hell hole.

The entire blog continues in this fashion. Basically, Lindsay had some trouble and this audience member has some things to say about it. But what does it all mean? Well, it looks like, once again, we won’t be getting the top-of-her-game comeback we’re all hoping for from Lindsay Lohan.