This Kim Kardashian Caption Contest Is Not Going Where You Think It’s Going

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Maybe you came expecting a certain kind of Kim Kardashian joke, but I regret to inform you that you will not find them here! We are Kim-friendly, family-friendly! This post has been rated K for Kardashians, which is the equivalent of a PG. I believe in honesty, and that is the honest truth. Now you know what you’re in for, so here are today’s winning captions.

“But the diamond I bought for myself from Kris Humphries was THIS big!!!!!” – Rachel

“I want only this much of Kanye’s face to show on the cover… The rest me of course!” – Odaly

“I learnt today how to make shapes with my hands, ok this is a squarcle, a cute square circle yyaaaaayyyy” – Chris

“…it said ‘Dawn Dish Soap’, it was in some odd plastic bottle, about this big around, I wasnt sure why it was by the sink or what to do with it. I threw it away, I hope Casuela didnt need it for anything..” – Taylor

“a know pizza… it’s like in a circle right” – Heidi

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook Page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!