Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Are Going to be Parents … In Like 9 Months or So

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Congratulations are in order for Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher, who are reportedly going to have a baby. One month after the couple got engaged, both E! News and Us Weekly are reporting that Kunis is pregnant. Oh boy, I sure hope they weren’t saving a real nice bottle of wine for their wedding.

As only one in 30 pregnancies in America result in multiple births, your first thought must be “is Mila Kunis having twins?” Fortunately, E! is here with the answer:

In spite of rumors that the couple is having twins, Kunis is expecting only one baby with Kutcher.

I don’t know why E! sounds so disappointed to report that there’s only one bun cooking in Mila Kunis’ oven.

While Mila and Ashton discreetly purchase a copy of What to Expect When You’re Expecting and E! dejectedly reports live from inside Mila Kunis’ uterus, editor Bonnie Fuller is still trying to figure out what year it is.


I guess we’ve all got some learning to do!

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