Leonardo DiCaprio wants you to know that he definitely does not have fleas nesting in his beard.
The philanthropist best known for sponsoring the environment and blonde models is speaking out against a “report” from the National Enquirer which claimed that fleas were living in his chin bush. A source close to DiCaprio told GossipCop that this was “absurd” and “beyond untrue”, shamelessly adding, “There isn’t a hair of truth to it.”
Perhaps Leo’s friend is writing for the wrong team.
Though fleas he has not, here are 12 Other Things that Might Still be Hiding in Leonardo DiCaprio’s Beard.
1. The Titanic
2. The Heart of the Ocean
(More realistic size-wise.)
6. His girlfriend, Kelly Rohrbach
7.Cate Blanchett’s Oscar
8. A Citi Bike
9. An E-cigarette
10. Kate Winslet’s backup passport
11. A selfie stick
12. A beard within a beard, via inception