Joe Jonas turns 26 on Saturday, but waiting to party is lame when you could celebrate the entire week instead.
The singer’s friend Paul E. Phamous posted a video of Jonas’ blindfolded reveal when he arrived at the Stub Hub Center.
His squad celebrated by playing a pick-up match on the L.A. Galaxy’s home field while the less sporty guests cheered for the players on the sidelines.
There was celebratory chugging.
A birthday cake shaped like a soccer field.
And obligatory party bus dancing from T-Swift, proving that it’s physically impossible to remain still when you’re riding on a mobile night club.