Kim Kardashian’s Baby Is in Breech, So She Burns Mugwort on Her Pinky Toe

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How does Mrs. Yeezus cope with a baby in the breech position? We’re glad that you asked.

Kim Kardashian reveals in a new post on her website-app that her baby is in breech, meaning that he is facing upward and in the wrong position for childbirth. She writes about her pregnancy anxieties at 4 A.M. while researching all of the ways that one can give birth to a breech baby without getting a C-section. “I feel fortunate that my doctor Paul Crane is one of the few doctors that still does this,” she writes. “They just don’t teach it anymore.”


Kardashian reveals that she has been trying natural remedies to turn her spawn of Kanye West right-side up, including “intensive chiropractic work”, laying “practically upside down three times a day for 15 minutes”, and icing her belly “in certain spots to get him to squirm out of the breech position”.

“I even started acupuncture where I burn moxa (mugwort) on my pinky toe every day! I am even attempting hypnosis!”


The reality star plans on trying Version or ECV, a “painful and scary”-looking procedure to turn the baby from the breech position, advising her readers to Google to see what it looks like. However, the app queen will consent to a C-section if she must. “Obviously, if it’s an emergency and for the safety of my son, I will get a C-section, she writes. “But if I don’t need one, I’d rather not.”


Launch the gallery at the top of the page to view photos from Kim’s baby shower.