In light of Kylie Jenner‘s recent comments that she’s not going to college, we thought we’d round up our favorite Kylie quotes of 2015.
From chem trails to lip injections, Kylie had a lot to say this year. So, let’s not waste any more time, and get into the list.
9. Lip injections
“You guys have watched me grow up since I was 9, my face is going to get different. Now, I know how to do my makeup, contour and everything. I’m not against surgery. I’d never say no, but I don’t desire it right now.”
Remember the days when Kylie Jenner was still trying to convince us she didn’t do anything to enhance her lips? Well, you know, minus the injections. In an interview with Grazia magazine in April, Kylie tried to set the record straight– only to come clean about the fillers in May.
8. The Cornrows incident of ’15
The Hunger Games star Amandla Stenberg wasn’t too happy with Kylie rocking cornrows on Instgram, and called her out for appropriating black culture but not “using her position of power to help black Americans.” Kylie reportedly had something to say to that, responding in an Instagram comment:
“Mad if I don’t… Mad if I do… Go hang w Jaden or something.”
7. Chem trails
Ever heard of the conspiracy theory around chem trails? In May, Kylie Jenner posted a photo with text on it about the ridiculous theory which hopefully doesn’t catch on among her followers.
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 26, 2015
6. Kylie HATES wearing makeup
Contrary to popular belief, Kylie says she doesn’t like to wear makeup. In a recent interview with Interview magazine, Kylie says she’s been laying off the stuff lately, which we find to be hard to believe:
“I honestly hate wearing makeup. Lately, I’ve just been so over it. I feel like I’m way too young to wear such heavy makeup all the time. It’s just bad for your skin, but I’m always doing photo shoots or red carpets and events, so I obviously want to look good.”
Oh, and from that same interview…
“When I’m, like, 30, I want to go off the map, have a family and live in Malibu with a farm, and just raise my own chickens.”
4. In another world…
Yes, In another world I wish I could have pink hair & blue eyes & covered in sparkles. — Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) April 5, 2015
Don’t we all??
3. Kylie would rather stab herself than live with Kim Kardashian
On an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim casually suggested she and Kanye move into Kylie’s new house for a little while. To which she responded (to her pregnant sister):
“I would seriously stab myself… Nobody is staying at my house.”
2. Kylie says no to kollege
Kylie may have just graduated high school in July, but she’s not headed to college. To be fair– she’s already got a ton of money and just launched her own lipstick line, but continuing one’s education is never a bad thing. Kylie told Interview:
“I just really want to be a businesswoman… I’m not going to college. I have done everything to prepare for college, so if I wanted to in the future, I could go at any time. But I’m not planning on going anytime soon.”
1. When you grow up, things change
Kylie just turned 18, and naturally, growing old comes with its changes. Sadly for Kylie, that’s a bad thing. She told Interview she doesn’t laugh as much as she used to, but hey, guess that’s just what getting old is like.
“I feel like, as I get older, I don’t laugh really hard, to the point where you cry… You just don’t find things as funny.”
Here’s to a new year of Kylie. We’re looking forward to even more outrageous quotes in 2016.