This Video of Kourtney Kardashian Eating a Kit Kat Bar Will Infuriate You

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Apparently, consuming candy is a six-step process for Kourtney Kardashian.

The 36-year-old has recently took to her app — you know, the thing that she’s charging fans $2.99 per month for — to share a video of herself slowly eating a Kit Kat bar. Yes, that’s right: she’s posting a video of herself eating food as content for her blog.

Perhaps what’s worse is that Kardashian’s so-called tutorial is about how one can eat just one piece of the famous chocolate-covered wafer treat, not the entire candy bar. Um, WHO IS THIS MONSTER?!

“I’m going to show you guys something Kim [Kardashian] taught me,” she gushes in the clip about the “life-changing” way to consume the sweet treat. “First of all, it makes you eat less because you’re eating it so slow.”

She adds, “I guarantee you if you do that once, you’ll never eat a Kit Kat any other way.”

Though the step-by-step visual guide comes in at under two minutes, the whole process to eat just a quarter of the Kit Kat bar takes around five minutes. If you have a time to waste in your life, we suggest you check out how a Kardashian snacks in the video above.