Koko’s a little late to this party.
Today (Feb. 4, 2016), Khloe Kardashian introduced a new column to her website, “Koko’s Urban Dictionary,” because everyone knows Kardashian is the authority on all things urban. For her first installment, Koko’s decided to “school” us on her favorite slang words including, bae, fleek, basic, lit and shade among others.
There’s only one problem. Literally everyone already knows what they mean. Seeing as how it was nearly impossible to get through 2015 without hearing or even using one of the words, you’d have to be living under a rock to be confused by their definitions, and if so, more power to you. For the handful of you who have been living under a rock (is it comfortable?) here are a few of Koko’s definitions of last year’s slang:
An affectionate nickname used to describe a boyfriend, girlfriend, etc.
What are you getting bae for Valentine’s Day?
Looking great; flawlessly styled or groomed
Have you been working out? Your bod is on fleek!!!
Attitude or insult, usually accompanied by throwing
Be the bigger person—no need to throw shade.
An expression of excitement; a more enthusiastic version of “yes”
YASSS, Kourtney, show off that bod!!!