Celebuzz’d Episode 007: Nothing Is Real, and Everything Is a Lie

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Conspiracy theories; we have them, too.

There’s something about the intangibility of celebrities that makes them superhuman. It’s almost as if, like robots, their existences were manufactured for the purpose of our sheer entertainment — and maybe they are, if that’s what you choose to believe.

Though our jobs as celebrity news editors call for an encyclopedic knowledge of tabloid rumors et al, we’re just as skeptical about the headlines in circulation as you are. I mean, do you really think we believe that Gwen Stefani andBlake Shelton‘s relationship will last beyond the quasi-success of her album or, if we’re so #blessed, past the lifespan of The Voice?

Amid Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna‘s engagement that will surely secure a place for Chyna in E!‘s programming roster, we’ve rounded up staff’s celebrity conspiracy theories in this week’s episode of Celebuzz’d, featuring host Mia Lardiere and Celebuzz editor Jelani Addams-Rosa. Over a Disaronno Sunrise, we contemplate theories on Keanu Reeves immortality, Beyoncé‘s “faked” pregnancy, and more of our team’s favorite weird hypotheses.

After you listen to our chat in the SoundCloud player above, launch the gallery at the top of the page to scroll through our theories with supplementary evidence provided.

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Catch up on previous episodes of Celebuzz’d here.