The Kardashian Report: Birthday Girl Kourtney Joins Kim on a Trip to Iceland, Kanye West Suffocated by Farting Driver

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Tom Brady and Gisele already warned you about the hazards of nightshades.

So much Kardashian news, so little time…

Kourtney was treated to a weekend getaway in Iceland with Kim, Kanye West, and Jonathan Cheban ahead of her 37th birthday, today.E! News reports that the crew took a voyage abroad because West is filming a music video in the country due to its scenic landscape, which might make up for the stock footage used in “Bound 2“.


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While visiting the country, the group visited a tomato farm where they feasted on an meal comprised of an all-tomato menu.


Literally everything was tomato, down to the coffee.


This did not bode well for their driver, whose stomach might have been too sensitive to the acidity of 1,000 tomatoes, given the perils of their drive home:

CREDIT: Snapchat/Kim Kardashian

Kris Jenner offered a throwback photo in commemoration of Kourtney’s birthday where she is wearing a giant bonnet and looks like she is trying to escape.

“I know it’s crazy but I remember this pic like it was yesterday,” writes Jenner in the caption of the photo below. “You have brought so much love, joy, and happiness into my life and I’m proud to be your Mom … Thank you for being such a bright light and an inspiration to me every day.”


Launch the gallery at the top of the page to view photos of Kourtney in JFK airport sporting a The Life of Pablo bomber jacket.