We all have at least one hypochondriac in our lives! Whether bae is freaking out about minor stomach pains or acting crazy over a sore throat, there’s no way to calm her down. Health anxiety is a real thing! In her mind she definitely has stomach cancer and needs to get her tonsils removed. Hypochondria consumes bae every second of her life! She makes sure that she’s always carrying hand sanitizer and has WebMD, the health anxiety inducer, on the ready. Calling bae insane or crazy only adds fuel to the fire. Once a hypochondriac, always a hypochondriac.