Can You Win Logan Roy’s Billions In This Cut-Throat Succession Quiz? - Celebuzz

While on your first day working at ATN, you run into Cousin Greg, who’s carrying two trays full of steaming hot lattes in his hands. How do you make your first impression on the extended Roy family?

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Take the coffees from Greg and deliver them yourself, even though you don’t know whose is whose

Offer to get a coffee for Greg - even if it’s the one you’ve been drinking. Who needs coffee when you can have power?

Grab a coffee, chug it, then throw the cup on the ground to assert dominance

Ask Greg if he knows where Logan Roy is so you can pitch your next big idea

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"I can take a lot in terms of psychological pain, so..."

After you’re finished with Greg, you go with him on his last coffee delivery to Tom, who takes one look at you and decides that you’d be a perfect pencil-pusher for ATN, writing more controversial (and unverifiable) conservative rage-bait for his hosts to shill. What do you tell him?

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When do I start, boss?

Of course, no questions asked. By the way, do you need a human footrest to take a break from your busy day?

No, of course not - I have my morals!

Not a bad idea, but… have you considered writing content for the untapped demographic of angry zillennials instead?

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"I'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat."

Shiv interrupts your meeting with Tom, rushing into the room to tell him that Waystar’s stocks are dipping due to a recent expose about C-suite staff using their subordinates as human furniture. Waystar needs a PR miracle - what do you suggest?

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Distract the public by announcing ATN will be merging with CNN to create a more balanced news approach

Offer to console Shiv and Tom in this trying time by serving as a human footrest

Address the controversy head on - apologize, and clean up the act from the inside

Strategically leak personal information about the writer who wrote the expose - paint them as mentally unstable and insinuate they’ve fabricated everything

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"Hello? Is this the Replicant Department? Yeah, my meat-puppet has stopped working."

Shiv and Tom are intrigued by your suggestion, and decide to send you up the ladder to the board meeting, where Gerri is leading a debate about whether or not Waystar should accept a recent buyout offer from Google, who wants to take over all of their properties and distribute ATN exclusively on YouTube. How do you chime in?

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Umm… we should do whatever Gerri thinks!

We should sell and retire, leave all of this behind!

We should retaliate by offering to buy Google back!

We should leverage this offer into getting anything we want out of Mattson and his company!

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"You little slime puppy."

Roman interrupts your response by giving you his most Roman-y look ever and asking: Who the hell are you? Now’s your time to shine. How do you introduce yourself?

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I’m the person who’s going to bring WayStar Royco into the 21st century.

I’m your biggest fan!

I’m your worst nightmare, baby.

Oh, I, uh, uh, well I started my day helping Greg, and then, uh, well…

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"If a deal collapses in a wood and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation?"

Something about you has won over nearly all of the Roys, but there’s one person who still stands in your way: Kendall Roy. He just has one question for you: Why are you worthy of Logan’s riches?

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Because I’m a quick thinker like Shiv.

Because I can charm anyone like Tom.

Because I have something that none of you have - my dignity.

Because I can move up through the ranks like Greg.

Because I can cut through the bullshit like Roman.

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Can You Win Logan Roy's Billions In This Cut-Throat Succession Quiz?

You won Logan's riches!

Congratulations! You won Logan’s millions and inherited Waystar Royco. Hope you’re ready to be the most powerful person on Earth… and also the most hated.

So close... yet so far.

You weren’t quite able to outsmart the Roys and claim Logan’s fame. But no worries - a few months at management training and you can try again.

You're fired.

The Roys are sick of your BS and they run you out of the room. Hope you have a good lawyer!

Suit up and get going.