The premiere of MTV’s hotly anticipated Jersey Shore revival, Jersey Shore Family Reunion, is right around the corner, and by all accounts the iconic reality show’s return to the airwaves isn’t going to disappoint. Every promo and teaser we’ve gotten so far has promised more of the crew’s classic hijinks, shenanigans, and fist-pumps in the upcoming season, and the newest release is no different. For any fans who were worried that their favorite party animals have mellowed out with age and family life, fear not. The newest trailer all but guarantees that our favorite New Jerseyans will be as dramatic, hilarious, and uninhibited as ever despite their ties to loved ones back home!
MTV’s newest trailer sees the cast crying, yelling, undressing, peeing in pools, and more! Are you ready to go back to the Shore?
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is coming to your TV (or tablet, laptop, whatever) in just a few days, and it’s promising to be a wild ride. The hotly anticipated revival of MTV’s most beloved reality show will hit the airwaves on Thursday (“Jerzday”), April 5, and it looks like the network and the reunited cast are giving the people what they want: drama!
While previous promos have focused on nostalgia and the excitement of the Shore cast reuniting in Miami, the newest release from the network shows a whole lot more! Apparently, age and family life hasn’t mellowed out our favorite partiers all too much. The latest teaser from the network appears to be a supercut of all the drunkest, most dramatic, and tense moments that the season will have to offer. We totally get why the show has already been renewed!
“It’s… t-shirt… time!” the boys sing to kick off the new video, followed by Nicole “Snookie” Polizzi’s obligatory “we’re back b***ches!”
The rest of the video runs through some of the most exciting moments we can look forward to throughout the upcoming season, most of which center around the one-and-only Ronnie Magro-Ortiz and his, uh, wandering eye. Despite having a pregnant girlfriend back home, the teaser finds Ronnie chatting up girls, skulking off into rooms with them, and crying that he’s “a bad guy”!
“It’s not all about you, Ron, you narcissistic f**king s**t!” Deena Cortese yells at her co-star in a taxi during a night out.
“If Ronnie gets any closer to this girl, he’s about to have a second baby mama,” Vinny Guadagnino says later as we see Ronnie slip into a room with an unknown woman!
But Ronnie isn’t the only one who might have trouble staying true to their partner this season! Vinny also admits that he’s finding it hard to be in the nightlife hotspot while in a relationship with a girl back home.
Perhaps even more interesting is Snooki’s similar admission. “This is literally gonna f**king ruin my marriage,” she yells at Vinny in a clip from the video. While it’s unclear what exactly “this” is, their lustful past is definitely a contender! “They have a history together,” Ronnie says after, over a clip of Snooki and Vinny in an all out-brawl.