"Oh my god Kourtney, I’m going to cry for you. This is like, the biggest fear of my life. You have a stretch mark."
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Yes, it turns out Kim's greatest fear has likely happened to her.
"Ever since Kim called me a troll, I love using that word."
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Khloe is turning that burn totally around.
"Shopping online is like the greatest invention of life."
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We feel the same way, Kim.
"Kim, there’s people dying."
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Maybe THE most iconic line of the series, uttered by none other than Kourtney.
"Do you guys ever want to take a Viagra just to see what happens? I just wonder, like, do you become a horny little toad?”
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The people have questions!
"I don’t have any cell service here, and it’s making me have a rash."
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Yes, Kris is apparently allergic to not having service
"You don’t respect my religion, I don’t respect your outfit. You have no back and you look like a bumblebee."
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Okay Scott is only KIND of a Kardashian but come on.
"It’s an emergency. We don’t have a wine opener."
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Kris Jenner, our inner sorority girl.
"Holding in your pee is no way to live."
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Kendall speaking the truth out here.
"I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup."
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It's the famous fashionista herself, Kim Kardashian, who said these words to live by!
"There’s no way I’m going to pump some breast milk to feed her little kitty."
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Kourtney drawing firm but weird lines.
"You're doing amazing sweetie."
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It's Kris, of course!
"Don’t f*ck with me, I woke up at 6:30 a.m."
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The moment that Kylie became all of us.
"Thank god I have no friends."
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Kourtney is the antisocial queen we need.
"I like dropping hints that I'm single."
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It's Kim, later followed by the famous scene where she says, "I'm single." Subtle!
Try to Match The Ridiculous Quote to the Kardashian!
You are NOT keeping up

Maybe go rewatch the earlier seasons again?
Kind of Keeping Up

You did fine, but not quite amazing, sweetie.
Keeping Up Pretty Well

Not quite perfect, but we bet that Kris would take you on as a client anyways!
You are keeping up with the Kardashians!

Are you Khloe's baby? Because your love for the Kardashians is true.
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